Posted by: Kiran Vaidya | April 8, 2007

tu ani mi..

THIS POEM IS NOT WRITTEN  BY ME. JUST A FWD. BUT ITS AWESOME..

Note: The 2 lines in ITALICS are added by me

TU AANI MI…   
           

tu sui mi dora,
tu kaali mi gora

tu poli mi bhaat,
tu football mi laath

mi chiu to kau,
mi vasru tu cow.

tu ball mi bat,
tu undir mi cat…

mi mungla tu mungi,
tu saadi mi lungi..

tu love mi prem ,
tu photo mi frame..

mi code tu bug
mi carpet tu rug

tu doka mi kes,
tu saban mi fhes.

tu nisarga mi fiza,
tu kavita “Mi Maazha”

tu sambaar mi dosa
tu boxer mi thosa

tu vit mi Vasavadatta Cement
tu code mi comment

tu kanik mi poli
tu aaushad mi goli.

tu petrol mi car,
tu daru mi bar.

tu dudh mi saai,
tu kes mi dye…..

tu chaha mi lassi,
tu kumkum mi jassi…

tu Police mi Chor
tu Onsite mi Offshore

tu toop mi loni,
tu dravid mi dhoni….

tu barfi mi pedha,
tu bavlat mi veda…

tu computer mi C.D.,
tu cigaratte mi bidi..

tu dahi mi loni,
tu kes mi pony

tu vaat me Diva
tu OS mi JAVA

tu takkal mi kes..
tu canteen mi mess

mi Paper tu HeadLine
mi Project tu DeadLine…

tu kes me konda,
tu dagad me dhonda.
 

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Responses

  1. All comments to this post should be of the custom format

    tu [ ] mi [ ],
    tu [ ] mi [ ]..

    and not exceeding 2 lines

  2. tu Washington mi Baghdad
    tu bike mi mudgaurd

  3. tu topper mi YD
    tu photo mi ID

  4. p.s: This is so much fun! Will come back with more..

  5. Tu Chapri Me Dude
    Tu Ghaam Me Dermicool

  6. Tu Chapri Me Dude
    Tu Ghaam Me Dermicool

  7. tu iron mi magnet,
    tu shirt mi pocket…

  8. tu gori mi saavla,
    tu sundar mi baavla..

  9. tu calendar mi date
    tu building mi gate

  10. Hahahahha! Ridiculous!

    Been begging Avadhut to explain the intention served by these couplets but he says its pointless. But I know better; he’s just trying to hide the fact that he has no clue.

    Anyway I wrote my 1st one as a tester…

    Tu head me hat
    Tu ball me bat.

    And then got marginally better, even a bit poetic…

    Tu sunset me sky
    Tu teardrop me eye

    My next attempt might be in marathi, hmm! Will crank up my mind for all the marathi my grandma taught me and will be back soon.

  11. Grrrrr! Show offf…

  12. tu mughlai mi butter chicken
    tu architect mi modular kitchen

  13. tu Bell-LaPadula mi MAC
    tu SENT mi ACK

  14. THE WINNER –>

    tu bhaat mi varan,
    tu poli mi puran.

    tu pani mi dharan,
    tu jeevan mi maran.

    tu tiger mi haaran,
    tu surya mi tuzach kiran. 🙂 🙂 🙂

    Avadhut: Explain it to Charlotte
    Charlotte: ur on the right track… Waitin for u r marathi “KAVITA” .

  15. My first one in this series :))

    Tu dheri mi bhari
    mi seema tu kiran……

  16. tu barfa mi daru
    tu fool mi foolpakharu

  17. gud one seema…. but “Bhari” and “Kiran” didnt rhyme… 😉
    one more ..

    tu coke mi Gold Spot
    tu WordPress mi BlogSpot

  18. check if this one rhymes???
    tu oodie mi garfiled
    tu scooty mi enfield

    • Great Rhyme

  19. tu paper mi post-it
    tu ghadyal mi tick-tick

  20. Oye! CMA, start writing something on your blog too, instead of just commenting here and there.
    Tch tch, the Joshi’s of the past must have turned in their graves.

  21. Sneha’s written this for me..
    felt like keeping this here…

    Mi Don Tu Builder
    Mi poet Tu Writer

  22. Mi Mukul tu Kiran
    Mi Orkut tu WordPress

  23. Manmit-> horrible by all standards…wheres the rhyme??
    Kiran and wordpress???? whats that..
    kiti unwanted gardi???

  24. I would like to see a continuation of the topic

  25. Kiran,

    Tu JAVA mi SAP

    K.Kiran.

  26. Tu Lock Me Key
    Tu Hoeny Me Bee

  27. good 1 i like it

    tu raja mi rani,
    tu mali mi pani

    • nic

  28. tu pagal mi veda
    tu barfi mi pedha

  29. tu pencil mi pen
    tu top mi ten

  30. tu pustak mi vahi
    tu cheque mi sahi

    tu chalan mi galan
    tu bhatodi mi valan

    tu sagr mi nadi
    tu nehmi mi kadhi kadhi

    tu dekhna mi sundar
    tu makad tu bandar

    mi jad tu lathha
    mi hushar tu mathha

    tu pithal mi bhakari
    tu majur mi chakari

    tu tambya mi tat
    tu dari mi ghat

    tu kavita mi kavi
    tu tak mi ravi

  31. tu diwali me dasra
    tu radki me hasra

  32. Tu Shreekhanda me Puri
    Tu Anil me Madhuri

  33. tu mishel mi obama
    tu mami mi mama

  34. It’s been a while since I came around such great info. Your site is bookmarked and I will come back soon. pro34

  35. Tu paav mi vadda . tu patal mi jada . Tu sita mi ram , tu kam mi gham

  36. Really Awsome

  37. me wisky tu ram
    me khushi tu gam

  38. tu pepsi mi cokacola
    tu kulfi mi ice gola

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  40. Dear Priti

    tu khushi tar mi Gum
    ghalwuya vel piyun sobat Rum.

  41. tu tak mi Dahi
    tu ravi mi kadhi

  42. Tu ravi me kavi.
    tu Rekha me Avi

  43. Tu ravi me kavi
    tu Rekha me Avi

  44. Superb post but I was wanting to know if you could write a ecfcgeeebkge

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